Ogden Nash (1902-1971)

The Rating of Ogden Nash's Poems

1. The Turtle
2. The Kitten
3. Inter-Office Memorandum
4. The Termite
5. The Clean Plater
6. The Parent
7. That Reminds Me
8. Common Sense
9. The Rhinoceros
10. A Word to Husbands
11. Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer
12. Just Keep Quiet and Nobody Will Notice
13. Requiem
14. More about People
15. The Porcupine
16. Nothing Makes Me Sicker
17. Adventures of Isabel
18. The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus
19. Further Reflections on Parsley
20. To a Small Boy Standing on My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them
21. Columbus
22. The Hippopotamus
23. The Pizza
24. A Crusader's Wife Slipped from the Garrison
25. The Solitary Huntsman
26. The People Upstairs
27. The Tale of Custard the Dragon
28. Reflections on Ice Breaking
29. The Lion
30. A Caution to Everybody
31. I Do, I Will, I Have
32. The Jellyfish
33. Crossing the Border
34. If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit on the Midget's Lap
35. A Drink with Something in It
36. The Purist
37. Always Marry an April Girl
38. Introspective Reflection
39. Very Like a Whale
40. Song of the Open Road
41. I Didn't Go to Church Today
42. Come on in, the Senility Is Fine
43. The Middle
44. Tin Wedding Whistle
45. Kipling's Vermont
46. To My Valentine
47. Reflection on Babies
48. No, You Be a Lone Eagle
49. Everybody Tells Me Everything
50. The Abominable Snowman
51. No Doctor's Today, Thank You
52. The Ant
53. A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty
54. Lather As You Go
55. Celery
56. The Perfect Husband
57. Old Dr. Valentine to His Son
58. Lines to Be Embroidered on a Bib
59. What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner or Later
60. Family Court

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