Ogden Nash (1902-1971)

The Rating of Ogden Nash's Poems

1. The Turtle
2. The Kitten
3. Inter-Office Memorandum
4. The Termite
5. The Clean Plater
6. The Parent
7. The Rhinoceros
8. That Reminds Me
9. Common Sense
10. A Word to Husbands
11. Just Keep Quiet and Nobody Will Notice
12. Adventures of Isabel
13. Requiem
14. The Porcupine
15. Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer
16. More about People
17. Nothing Makes Me Sicker
18. Columbus
19. Further Reflections on Parsley
20. The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus
21. To a Small Boy Standing on My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them
22. The People Upstairs
23. A Caution to Everybody
24. A Crusader's Wife Slipped from the Garrison
25. The Hippopotamus
26. The Pizza
27. The Lion
28. Reflections on Ice Breaking
29. The Jellyfish
30. The Solitary Huntsman
31. Crossing the Border
32. The Tale of Custard the Dragon
33. I Do, I Will, I Have
34. Very Like a Whale
35. No Doctor's Today, Thank You
36. The Purist
37. Always Marry an April Girl
38. Lather As You Go
39. A Drink with Something in It
40. Lines to Be Embroidered on a Bib
41. Song of the Open Road
42. Celery
43. I Didn't Go to Church Today
44. Come on in, the Senility Is Fine
45. The Ant
46. If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit on the Midget's Lap
47. The Middle
48. Tin Wedding Whistle
49. What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner or Later
50. Family Court
51. Reflection on Babies
52. Old Dr. Valentine to His Son
53. No, You Be a Lone Eagle
54. A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty
55. To My Valentine
56. Introspective Reflection
57. The Perfect Husband
58. The Abominable Snowman
59. Everybody Tells Me Everything
60. Kipling's Vermont

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