Poem by Ogden Nash

The Perfect Husband

He tells you when you've got on
    too much lipstick
And helps you with your girdle
    when your hips stick.

1. No, You Be a Lone Eagle
2. Come on in, the Senility Is Fine
3. A Crusader's Wife Slipped from the Garrison
4. Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer
5. Nothing Makes Me Sicker

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