Poem by Robert Burns

Address to Beelzebub

TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE HIGHLAND SOCIETY.

LONG life, my Lord, an’ health be yours,
Unskaith’d by hunger’d Highland boors;
Lord grant nae duddie desperate beggar,
Wi’ dirk, claymore, or rusty trigger,
May twin auld Scotland o’ a life
She likes-as lambkins like a knife.
Faith, you and Applecross were right
To keep the Highland hounds in sight!
I doubt na’, they wad bid nae better
Than let them ance out owre the water;
Then up amang thae lakes and seas
They’ll mak’ what ruled and laws they please;
Some daring Hancock, or a Franklin,
May set their Highland bluid a ranklin’;
Some Washington again may head them,
Or some Montgomery fearless lead them,
Till God knows what may be effected
When by such heads and hearts directed;
Poor dunghill sons of dirt and mire
May to Patrician rights aspire!
Nae sage North, now, nor sager Sackville,
To watch and premier o’er the pack vile;
An’ where will ye get Howes and Clintons
To bring them to a right repentance,
To cowe the rebel generation,
An’ save the honour o’ the nation?
They an’ be d-d! what right hae they
To meat or sleep, or light o’ day!
Far less to riches, pow’r, or freedom,
But what your lordship likes to gie them?

But hear, my lord!  Glengarry, hear!
Your hand’s owre light on them, I fear;
Your factors, grieves, trustees, and bailies,
I canna’ say but they do gaylies;
They lay aside a’ tender mercies,
An’ tirl the haillons to the birses;
Yet while they’re only poind’t and herriet,
They’ll keep their stubborn Highland spirit;
But smash them! crash them a’ to spails!
An’ rot the dyvors i’ the jails!
The yoñng dogs, swinge them to the labour!
Let wark an’ hunger mak’ them sober!
The hizzies, if they’re aughtlins fawsont,
Let them in Drury Lane be Iesson’d!
An’ if the wives an’ dirty brats
Come thiggin’ at your doors an’ yetts,
Flaffin’ wi’ duds an’ grey wi’ beas’,
Frightin’ awa your deucks an’ geese,
Get out a horsewhip or a jowler,
The langest thong, the fiercest growler,
An’ gar the tatter’d gypsies pack
WI’ a’ their bastards on their back!
Go on, my lord! I lang to meet you,
An’ in my house at hame to greet you;
Wi’ common lords ye shanna mingle,
The benmost neuk beside the ingle,
At my right han’ assign’d your seat
‘Tween Herod’s hip an’ Polycrate;
Or (if you on your station tarrow)
Between Almagro and Pizarro,-
A seat, I’m sure, ye’re weel deservin’t;
An’ till ye come-Your humble servant,
        BEELZEBUB.

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