Poem by William Schwenck Gilbert

The Bab Ballads. General John

The bravest names for fire and flames
   And all that mortal durst,
Were General John and Private James,
   Of the Sixty-seventy-first.

General John was a soldier tried,
   A chief of warlike dons;
A haughty stride and a withering pride
   Were Major-General John’s.

A sneer would play on his martial phiz,
   Superior birth to show;
“Pish!” was a favourite word of his,
   And he often said “Ho! ho!”

Full-Private James described might be,
   As a man of a mournful mind;
No characteristic trait had he
   Of any distinctive kind.

From the ranks, one day, cried Private James,
   “Oh! Major-General John,
I’ve doubts of our respective names,
   My mournful mind upon.

“A glimmering thought occurs to me
   (Its source I can’t unearth),
But I’ve a kind of a notion we
   Were cruelly changed at birth.

“I’ve a strange idea that each other’s names
   We’ve each of us here got on.
Such things have been,” said Private James.
   “They have!” sneered General John.

“My General John, I swear upon
   My oath I think ’tis so—”
“Pish!” proudly sneered his General John,
   And he also said “Ho! ho!”

“My General John! my General John!
   My General John!” quoth he,
“This aristocratical sneer upon
   Your face I blush to see!

“No truly great or generous cove
   Deserving of them names,
Would sneer at a fixed idea that’s drove
   In the mind of a Private James!”

Said General John, “Upon your claims
   No need your breath to waste;
If this is a joke, Full-Private James,
   It’s a joke of doubtful taste.

“But, being a man of doubtless worth,
   If you feel certain quite
That we were probably changed at birth,
   I’ll venture to say you’re right.”

So General John as Private James
   Fell in, parade upon;
And Private James, by change of names,
   Was Major-General John.

1. The Bab Ballads. Haunted
2. The Bab Ballads. The Periwinkle Girl
3. The Bab Ballads. Disillusioned
4. The Bab Ballads. A Discontented Sugar Broker
5. The Bab Ballads. To the Terrestrial Globe

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