Laura Elizabeth Howe Richards (Лаура Элизабет Хоу Ричардс)

After a Visit to the Natural History Museum

This is the Wiggledywasticus,
    Very remarkable beast.
Nose to tail an eighth of a mile;
Took him an acre or two to smile;
Took him a quarter 'f an hour to wink;
Swallowed a pond for his morning drink
Oh! would it had been vouchsafed to us
Upon the Wiggledywasticus
    Our wondering eyes to feast!
 
This is the Ptoodlecumtumpsydyl,
    Rather unusual bird.
Hand a mouth before and behind;
Ate whichever way he'd a mind;
Spoiled his digestion, so they say,
Pindled and dwindled quite away,
Or else he might have been living still,
The singular Ptoodlecumtumpsydyl.
    A pity, upon my word!
 
This is the Ichthyosnortoryx,
    Truly astonishing fish.
Used to snort in a terrible way;
Scared the lobsters to death, they say;
Had a nose like a tea-kettle spout;
Broke it snorting, and so died out.
Sad! if he had n't got into this fix,
We might have made of the 'Snortoryx
    A very acceptable dish.

1. Antonio
2. Bird Song
3. Mrs Snipkin and Mrs Wobblechin
4. Valentine's Day
5. The Gingham Umbrella

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