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Isabella Valancy Crawford (Изабелла Валанси Кроуфорд)


How Deacon Fry Bought a “Duchess”


It sorter skeer'd the neighbours round,
  For of all the 'tarnal set thet clutches
Their dollars firm, he wus the boss;
  An' yet he went and byed a "Duchess."
I never will forget the day
  He druv her from the city market;
I guess thar warn't more'n two
  Thet stayed to hum thet day in Clarket.

And one of them wus Gran'pa Finch,
  Who's bed-rid up to Spense's attic:
The other Aunt Mehitabel,
  Whose jints and temper is rheumatic.
She said she "guessed that Deacon Fry
  Would some day see he'd done more fitter
To send his dollars savin' souls
  Than waste 'em on a horn'd critter!"

We all turn'd out at Pewse's store,
  The last one jest inside the village;
The Jedge he even chanc'd along,
  And so did good old Elder Millage.
We sot around on kegs and planks,
  And on the fence we loung'd precarious;
The Elder felt to speak a word,
  And sed his thoughts wus very various.

He sed the Deacon call'd to mind
  The blessed patriarchs and their cattle;
"To whose herds **** a great increase
  When they in furrin parts did settle."
We nodded all our skulls at this,
  But Argue Bill he rapped his crutches;
Sed he, "I guess they never paid
  Five hundred dollars for a 'Duchess.'"

Bill and the Elder allers froze
  To subjects sorter disputatious,
So on the 'lasses keg they sot,
  And had an argue fair and spacious.
Good land! when Solon **** in sight,
  By lawyer Smithett's row o' beeches;
His black span seemed to crawl along
  Ez slow ez Dr. Jones's leeches.

Sez Sister Fry, who was along,
  "I sorter think my specs is muggy;
"But Solon started out from hum
  "This mornin' in the new top buggy.
"Jeddiah rid old chestnut Jim,
  "An' Sammy rid the roan filly;
"I told 'em when they started off
  "It looked redikless, soft and silly,

"To see three able-bodied men
  "An' four stout horses drive one critter;
"O land o' song! will some one look?
  "From hed to foot I'm in a twitter."
Wal, up we swarm'd on Pewse's fence,
  And Bill he histed on his crutches;
We all was curus to behold
  The Deac's five hundred dollar "Duchess."

I've heerd filosofurs declar,
  This life be's kind o' snarly jinted;
And every human standin' thar
  Felt sorter gin'ral disappointed.
What sort o' crazy animile
  Hed got the Deacon in its clutches?
They **** along in spankin' style--
  Old Solon and his sons and "Duchess."

Her heels wus up, her hed wus down,
  An or'nary cross-gritted critter
As ever browsed around the town,
  And kept the women folks a-twitter,
A-boostin' up the garding rails,
  And browsin' on the factory bleachin',
And kickin' up the milkin' pails:
  Bill he riz up, ez true ez preachin'.

Sez he, excited like, "I'll 'low,
  To swaller both these here old crutches-
Ef thet ain't Farmer Slyby's cow,
  Old Bossie turn'd inter a "Duchess!"
Wal,'twus k'rect! The Deacon swore
  Some hefty swars and sot the clutches
Of law to work; but seed no more
  The chap thet sold him thet thar "Duchess."



Isabella Valancy Crawford's other poems:
  1. Said the West Wind
  2. Malcolm's Katie: A Love Story - Part 1
  3. “In Exchange for His Soul!”
  4. The Mother's Soul
  5. Songs for the Soldiers


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