Ogden Nash (1902-1971)

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1. The Kitten
2. The Turtle
3. Inter-Office Memorandum
4. The Termite
5. The Clean Plater
6. The Rhinoceros
7. The Parent
8. That Reminds Me
9. Common Sense
10. Further Reflections on Parsley
11. The Porcupine
12. A Word to Husbands
13. Adventures of Isabel
14. The Jellyfish
15. Requiem
16. Just Keep Quiet and Nobody Will Notice
17. A Caution to Everybody
18. Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer
19. Columbus
20. More about People
21. The People Upstairs
22. Nothing Makes Me Sicker
23. The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus
24. Reflections on Ice Breaking
25. The Tale of Custard the Dragon
26. The Hippopotamus
27. Very Like a Whale
28. The Purist
29. Crossing the Border
30. To a Small Boy Standing on My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them
31. The Lion
32. Everybody Tells Me Everything
33. I Do, I Will, I Have
34. A Tale of the Thirteenth Floor
35. To My Valentine
36. A Crusader's Wife Slipped from the Garrison
37. The Pizza
38. Always Marry an April Girl
39. Introspective Reflection
40. The Middle
41. Lines to Be Embroidered on a Bib
42. Come on in, the Senility Is Fine
43. Tin Wedding Whistle
44. Celery
45. Family Court
46. A Drink with Something in It
47. The Abominable Snowman
48. The Ant
49. Reflection on Babies
50. Song of the Open Road
51. The Solitary Huntsman
52. Lather As You Go
53. If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit on the Midget's Lap
54. Old Dr. Valentine to His Son
55. No Doctor's Today, Thank You
56. The Perfect Husband
57. Kipling's Vermont
58. A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty
59. The Duck
60. I Didn't Go to Church Today
61. Old Men
62. Two Dogs Have I
63. No, You Be a Lone Eagle
64. What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner or Later
65. Listen...
66. The Praying Mantis

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