Ogden Nash (1902-1971)

The Rating of Ogden Nash's Poems

1. The Kitten
2. The Turtle
3. Inter-Office Memorandum
4. The Termite
5. The Clean Plater
6. The Rhinoceros
7. The Parent
8. That Reminds Me
9. Common Sense
10. A Word to Husbands
11. The Porcupine
12. Adventures of Isabel
13. Just Keep Quiet and Nobody Will Notice
14. Requiem
15. Bankers Are Just Like Anybody Else, Except Richer
16. More about People
17. Further Reflections on Parsley
18. Columbus
19. Nothing Makes Me Sicker
20. The Jellyfish
21. A Caution to Everybody
22. The Boy Who Laughed at Santa Claus
23. Reflections on Ice Breaking
24. The People Upstairs
25. To a Small Boy Standing on My Shoes While I Am Wearing Them
26. Crossing the Border
27. The Pizza
28. The Lion
29. I Do, I Will, I Have
30. The Hippopotamus
31. The Solitary Huntsman
32. A Crusader's Wife Slipped from the Garrison
33. The Tale of Custard the Dragon
34. The Purist
35. Come on in, the Senility Is Fine
36. Always Marry an April Girl
37. The Middle
38. The Ant
39. A Drink with Something in It
40. I Didn't Go to Church Today
41. Family Court
42. If He Were Alive Today, Mayhap, Mr. Morgan Would Sit on the Midget's Lap
43. Celery
44. Tin Wedding Whistle
45. To My Valentine
46. The Perfect Husband
47. No Doctor's Today, Thank You
48. The Duck
49. A Tale of the Thirteenth Floor
50. Old Dr. Valentine to His Son
51. Reflection on Babies
52. Introspective Reflection
53. A Lady Who Thinks She Is Thirty
54. What Almost Every Woman Knows Sooner or Later
55. Old Men
56. No, You Be a Lone Eagle
57. Very Like a Whale
58. Song of the Open Road
59. Lather As You Go
60. Everybody Tells Me Everything
61. The Abominable Snowman
62. Lines to Be Embroidered on a Bib
63. The Praying Mantis
64. Listen...
65. Kipling's Vermont
66. Two Dogs Have I

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